i believe not in god but the great ommipresent invisable pink unicorn!!
Sunday, March 16th, 2008i just happen to find this rare gem of a article on wikipedia while searching up another phrase "i believe in the FSM!" which left me wondering what the fuck is FSM?
well… i’ll save u the 10 seconds it takes for u lazy buggers to type it out on yahu or gogle.. it means "flying spagatti monster" =) u can go look it up if u’re interested in a really qurky way to protest against something
the thing about religion is that it tends to rely on blind faith and believe in the ommipresent and all power god in everything it comes into contact with.
lets say a relative is dying… and people ask u to pray and sacrifice something… 2 senarios could happen..
1. he/she dies
to which people will tell you god/goddess wants him/her to be with him/her ( god/goddess is unisex i think or he could be male or female? depending on which religion you believe in)
2 he/she survives
to which people which tell u god has heard your prayers and you should be happy with that and give more money and spend more time at the temple/church/mosque/ etc etc….
something interesting right? well.. to religious people thats propostrous!!!! and then i should be burned at the stake and turned upside down and have something really blunt shafed up my you know what..
well.. this is a discussion and we’re discussing so keep those hammers and knifes down and hear me out.. why am i writing this? well, read the following extract
" The "believers" famous sayings about faith in the invisible pink unicorn is that, like other religions, it is founded in science and faith. Science - that states that she must be invisible, since we cannot see her. Faith - because we know in our heart that the invisible pink unicorn exists. This is of course a parody of the theological reasoning of other religions. "
enough of that and let me blog! haha… this weekend was really tooo quiet.. i hate quiet weekends..
i called her but she didn’t answer the phone or called me back.. sigh.. low morale now…
gonna buy attempt to buy a bicycle to cycle around next week so i can have a coupe of different things to exercise/play with :) next wek should be fun too! 4 day work lol… then again i got tons of things to do.. sigh… working life sucks…
hugs and kisses
andrew